Monday, July 25, 2005

The scarecow

It used to moo once, that I'm sure of. It looks real enough from this distance, but it's not so far that there could be any mistake. That's a head alright. And it's in the fields where cows should be, so that's alright. But from there it's looking here, which is spooky. How often do you see a cow skull on a stick? It's petrifying. It's not a maa. It's an evil step-maa.

Update: Or an evil step-moo.

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